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Parellax

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The sober Russian is real! I have proof...
« on: February 07, 2016, 08:28:49 PM »
[urlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opCxLyaaMyQ][/url]
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Re: The sober Russian is real! I have proof...
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2016, 03:42:41 PM »
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Parellax

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Re: The sober Russian is real! I have proof...
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2016, 06:30:44 PM »
In all seriousness it was quite an honor to meet you in person. I almost said f&%k it when I missed my flight. I'm glad I didn't.
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Re: The sober Russian is real! I have proof...
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2016, 02:09:12 PM »
Guys, if anyone wants to come meet me in Russia, just let me know. I'll find someone here who will do all necessary paperwork. A hint: sexiest Russian chicks will hunt you. They all live with a dream of meeting a prince from Amerika (I know the spelling is wrong, I'm just trying to give you the idea of how smart those Russian chicks are). :)

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Re: The sober Russian is real! I have proof...
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2016, 12:57:03 PM »
Party at Sergey's! When we all going?  ;D
All this talk about banning guns because they are killing people....We should just make murder illegal and people will stop getting killed.

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Re: The sober Russian is real! I have proof...
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2016, 01:13:52 PM »
I'll bring the vodka!
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Re: The sober Russian is real! I have proof...
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2016, 09:47:23 AM »
I'm not kidding. Sexiest Russian girls will try to talk to you every day hoping to go to AMEPИKA with you.

There was a guy from GB and I just taught him that every time he noticed anything attractive around all he had to do was starting talking to me loud enough so those chicks could notice the sweet prince too. Believe me, it worked every time. Those stupid chicks had no clue this guy wasn't from АМЕРИКА, he was from GB.

Average salary here is about USD330 a month so everything (you know what I mean) is inexpensive.
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Re: The sober Russian is real! I have proof...
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2016, 09:17:53 PM »
This guy just sent me sent me a couple of pretty cool videos. If he is not from BFE he must be from Russia. Anyway I thought I would share them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grOMmUyA4SE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN63vSjPveE&feature=youtu.be
 
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Re: The sober Russian is real! I have proof...
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2016, 11:10:33 PM »
I'm just that prince sergey !!!! when can I come?

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Re: The sober Russian is real! I have proof...
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2016, 09:59:01 PM »
NICE